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Seven three-man teams played in our first Keepers Attmans Aces Down event on a glorious evening. This event provided a new format that required each three-man team to pick 15 of their 27 individual net scores as they went. Their total of these net scores to par determined their Attman’s score.
Using various well thought out or possible random strategic approaches three teams tied for the top spot with net totals of 6-under.
The Len The Plumber-Freaky Friedson-Professor Brett team might have out thought themselves when they took a pair of pars on their 8th hole to get them to 14 scores because they could only use one of the two, apparently unexpected, net birdies they made on #9. With both of those birdies counting they would have won outright at 7-under.
The Woodstock Kleinman-Sky King Lipnick-Mark S Goldstein group played possum being only 1-under in the first five holes but they stormed back with five birdies over the last five to break the tape tied for first.
Kojak, Bobys, and The Cub Reporter George Solomon did something similar as got contribution through their ranks making up four shots in the last three holes with two net birdies and a net eagle.
This proved an entertaining format for all involved and will definitely make an appearance again next year in an 18-hole iteration.
To cap the evening 10 hungry Keepers descended upon Attman’s Deli in Potomac to take advantage of the 20% off coupon Attman’s provided. Good news was it was diet sodas for everyone….bad news was there are a significant number of corned beef and pastrami sandwiches now missing from Attman’s inventory.
Ava Marie visits Attman’s Deli in downtown Baltimore, where they’re busy preparing some Ravens-themed sandwiches for the Super Bowl this weekend.
The legendary Attman’s Delicatessen has been a local institution, serving up some of the best corned beef charm city has to offer for nearly a century now – with no signs of slowing down despite a bum economy. I lived in east Baltimore for about two years and used to love going to this place. I must have gone fifty times at least. The cliche’ amongst deli-lovers is “well, the pastrami is good, but it’s not KATZ’ good”. Well, first of all, here’s a little secret: the best pastrami in New York isn’t at Katz’. It’s not even in Manhattan, it’s in Brooklyn. But that’s beside the point, because at Attman’s I really don’t go for the pastrami – I go for the corned beef. The warm, buttery, tender corned beef sliced so thin it melts in your mouth. Slap that stuff on a piece of rye bread with some of their signature mustard and, as Emeril would say, BAM!! By the way, is that guy even around anymore?
Another great thing about Attman’s is the service. The same guys have been working there for as long as I can remember (which is only 6 years or so, but that’s still a long time to be employed at one single Deli). Their faces are so recognizable to me (and vice versa), and so are their personalities. Take Bob. Bob, and I’m not even sure if that’s his real name, has long hair and a lazy eye. Bob loves to hand out samples of his corned beef to everyone waiting in line – as if the smell weren’t already reason enough to order it. Bob also loves to crack hilariously dirty jokes, but he saves them for the end of the day so for an extra treat, show up around 6:25. And who wouldn’t recognize this guy if they saw him on the street?
Back to the food. Attman’s has other sandwiches too if you’re looking for more than just corned beef. They’re all good but my favorite is the “Sarah’s Dagger” – turkey breast cured with a pastrami coating, corned beef, cole slaw, and russian dressing. It’s incredible and it’s enormous.
I honestly don’t know enough to recommend some of their other menu items (ribs??), so your best bet is to stick with the winners: corned beef, pastrami, hot dogs. Oh yes, hot dogs. They have some of the best hot dogs in Baltimore. Great snap to them, spicy and full of flavor.
And that’s not all. On your way to the check-out line be sure to grab a Dr. Browns cream soda or deli classic “cel-ray”. And please, for God’s sake, don’t forget the chocolate tops. What are “chocolate tops” you ask? Well well well my friend, let me tell you all that I know:
A local bakery known simply as “Berger’s” has been churning out their famous cookie for so long that they have literally become ancient artifacts – no joke. The problem is, buy them from your local chain grocery store and they may actually taste and feel like ancient artifacts. BUT, purchase them from the Berger’s bakery housed in Lexington Market and you’ll find thick, golden, buttery cookies topped with a sizable swirl of some of the best chocolate topping a vanilla cookie has ever come in direct contact with. Yes, you can see where I am going with this. Only at Attman’s (and Berger’s) can you find these puppies. And at 75 cents a pop, you can order two or hey, how about three?? Bring some home with you. Give em’ to mom. Give em’ to pops. Give em’ to your dog, I don’t care. All mammals deserve a chance to partake in the awesomeness that is Berger’s original chocolate tops.
So, in short – let’s say it’s a rainy day and you’re feeling a little down in the dumps. You wife left you. You lost your job. Your child support check bounced. You ran out of vicodin – whatever the reason! If you wanna fill that hole up with something worthwhile, head down to Attman’s Delicatessen at 1019 E. Lombard Street and order the following:
- Corned Beef on Rye with Mustard
- 2-3 Chocolate Tops
- 1 Dr. Brown’s Cream Soda
(pillow and blanket not included)
And please, thank me when you’re finished.
Tip from the expert: call in your order ahead of time and skip the never ending line at the counter.